Jesus will make your body hot (and skinny)

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July 13, 2010 in Crazy with 15 Comments

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15 Responses to “Jesus will make your body hot (and skinny)”

  1. Brookie July 13, 2010 at 7:49 pm #

    FIRST!

    I would feel SO AWKWARD taking a workout class choreographed to remixed Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir tunes.

  2. Justin July 13, 2010 at 7:49 pm #

    Hold on…let me finish this burn I got going in my glutes…hmmmmmmm…hurts so good!

  3. Exportme July 13, 2010 at 7:49 pm #

    The effort it takes to listen to that much gospel music should accomplish at least one of the stated objectives. (I’ll take hot, please, since I’ll never be skinny unless I get cancer.)

    Excuse me while I complete my “Stretch in the Spirit.”

  4. Tracey July 13, 2010 at 7:58 pm #

    God likes it when you add a little hop.

  5. Stan July 13, 2010 at 8:02 pm #

    ha ha That’s so freaking awesome. Who would think to come up with this? lol

  6. Steve D July 13, 2010 at 8:04 pm #

    “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” it ain’t.

    Okay, I do love the choir robes in the work out. Adds a special level of modesty to the video.

  7. Brandy July 13, 2010 at 8:08 pm #

    There are some denominations that have people “exercising” in church every Sunday during their services. This just gives them an organized way of doing it………..three times a week.

  8. Rodney July 13, 2010 at 8:11 pm #

    Oh, thank you.
    Leave it to Jesus to bring sexy back…
    You know the sit-coms where you feel slighted because that set was used in some other sit-com? Like Who’s the Boss turns into Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper?
    I swear half of these women were in a Beth Moore video my wife made me watch. I feel gypped.

  9. Thiago Bomfim July 13, 2010 at 9:04 pm #

    Now Hillsong needs release their own version.

    LOL

  10. emflei July 13, 2010 at 10:36 pm #

    Interestingly enough, I think that woman is the first fitness show host I could actually follow without wanting to kill by the end of the workout. I don’t know why…I guess she appears to have the type of personality I look for in fitness instructors? At any rate, buying one of those tapes and exercising with it sounds like just the sort of ridiculous fun that my friends and I would come up with on a weekend afternoon (we’re college students…maybe that has something to do with it).

    “Can you feel that good work???”

  11. Connie July 13, 2010 at 11:55 pm #

    Um, “Get lower for me”? -> sick and wrong. And “Men, I want it to be strong”? Are the women supposed to do it weak-a**?!?

    • emflei July 14, 2010 at 8:28 am #

      Maybe the men were slackin’?

  12. Buzz July 14, 2010 at 12:55 am #

    I wonder if this will air on NZ’s Shine cable channel? It’s seems like one heck of a way to tackle my mid-life waistline! I’m not sure I could wear those vibrant colours – could I just use my PK hoodie instead?

  13. Kristy July 15, 2010 at 5:00 pm #

    Ow. This hurts my soul.

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