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Oh my gosh….so many wonderful one-liners…. Hahahaha!
That would block pretty much every website with a commenting feature ever.
bout time those athiests did something stupid and corny!I was afraid it was a purely Christian thing.
Have you ever done stand-up? Seriously.
Wow, Evangelical atheists are really making up for lost time! Next up, the atheist business directory!
I smell Poe’s Law in here somewhere.
I just can’t quite figure out how. But I know it’s in there somewhere.
Morons on both sides. No surprise there. I wonder what these people do when the Mormons visit them.
What, no Linux version? Blasphemy! Closed source code is the work of Satan …
It’s very small minded to use ‘atheist’ and ‘heathen’ in the same post.
And quite frankly, religious content, especially the crazy crap you can get on the internet, is worse then porn.
Who is “the monkey?”
JMJ